Ann Coulter: Jesus Christ's Happy Little Helper

The Christian faith teaches that the perfection of the self and salvation of the soul come from total supplication to Jesus Christ through His instrument on Earth. Now, each Christian denomination likes to claim the title of said instrument, but let's be honest, we all know who the real tool is: Ann Coulter. As if her mission to hate in the name of Jesus Christ and the Republican Party aren't admirable enough, she is now apparently on a mission to perfect Jews, i.e, convert them to Christianity. Leah Kauffman of Obama Girl fame is even on board.

Leah Kauffman: Perfect Me

So, let's hear it for the bestest little example of Gospel-based love and inclusion ever produced by the Republican Hate Machine. Anyone else out there interested in hopping on the Federal Conversion Express for an express conversion with Ann Coulter? I didn't think so.

-Doug L.

FOR FURTHER REFERENCE:

On CNBC's The Big Idea, Coulter said that "we" Christians "just want Jews to be perfected" (MediaMatters.org, October 10, 2007)

Jews Not Perfect Enough for Ann Coulter (Gothamist.com, October 11, 2007)

Come On, People, Ann Coulter Needs Some Attention! (HuffingtonPost.com, October 11, 2007)